By Walalo’s, you all know who I mean. Those ones from and/or exploiting the porous Kenya/Somali border, to reap benefit from the lucrative commodities business. The...
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A photographer by the name James Panaito has been tagged severally on our post where women were fighting ruthlessly over him. In the video, a young girl was brutally...
I don’t understand why there’s this fixation and obsession with “Uthamaki” politics by Kikuyu vernacular stations, yet there seems to be a bigger crisis at...
Caption: Favourite mzungu V-Logger Justin Bradford Our good friend Justo Bradford is slightly concerned that the tone of addressing the Boy-Child issue is a bit harsh...
On behalf of the Kenyan male fraternity and the Boy-Child at large, I would like to take this opportunity to thank President Uhuru Kenyatta for hearing the cry of the...
It looks like a soft revolution, but there’s increasingly more Kikuyu men marrying outside their tribe in recent years, studies have shown. And this has led to...
Most ‘professional’ women are forced into an uncomfortable choice in life. Generally women in this demographic have decided to pursue a career at the sacrifice of...
In a world full of eligible men, it is baffling to see one of the country’s “top” Gospel artists fly all the way to fuckin Nigeria in search of a man. Despite all the...
Please Note: I’m not being unreasonable for BANNING the Chrome Vodka-sponsored Diamond Platinumz concert in Naivasha on 31st. But we must take a stand against the...
Caption: ScanGroup CEO Bharat Thakrar who has overseen his company delivering the most mediocre marketing concepts simply because he can get away with it. Why are...
Burning Question: From the Kenyan perspective, why do the women with the most prominent following on Instagram, struggle on Twitter? Because on Twitter, it’s...
Caption: ScanGroup CEO Bharat Thakrar who has overseen his company delivering the most mediocre marketing concepts simply because he can get away with it. Some corporate...
Caption: Efeminized ”Frida” Matiang’i. It with with profound shock and disappointment that I write this address to the nation, following the dismal...
CAPTION: Gold Conman Kevin Obia was accused of assaulting a patron at Kiza Nightclub. This shadowy character should be arrested immediately. It takes a lifetime to build...
Our brother from West Africa has blest us with this perspective of feminisation as a construct and extension of colonialism, all targeting to obliterate the black man...
CAPTION: Alice Ng’ang’a. She is lobbying for a cabinet post through William Ruto. Former Thika Town MP Alice Wambui Ng’ang’a is lobbying to...
The Thika MP Patrick Jungle Wainaina as I’m reliably informed, has started building roads in his constituency. He is doing a commendable job which we can support...
Instagram was awash a few weeks ago with photos of Cate Actress getting married to some pussy-whipped nigger. He was hailed as “bold” for overlooking the fact that...
CAPTION: Illegitimate Deputy President William Ruto and his surrogate Nick Mwendwa. Illegitimate Deputy President William Ruto has been accused of instigating a move...
CAPTION: Ramzzy with his fagget-looking filters. The sanctimonious and self-righteous hypocrite of Twitter has been exposed today. Ramzzy who got his fame by feigning...
CAPTION: The late George Gachuı Pozza. Rest In Peace bro. Upper middle-class Nairobians and the rugby fraternity is mourning the death of a young Kenyan George Pozza...
CAPTION: Michele Muthoni Mugwe was trying to attract cheap attention using fake tweets. From a certain distance, Michele Muthoni Mugwe was able to determine that a man...
CAPTION: Jacquie Maribe pictured here with the late Captain Apollo Malowa. The chopper owned by Uhuru Kenyatta has been used to ferry slay-queens around the country...
CAPTION: Wahome Gakuru with his colleagues including Kiambu Governor Ferdinand Waititu who has done nothing substantial since he was elected, except for embezzling money...
CAPTION: Opposition strongholds have been given until Friday 10th November to ensure that Safaricom remains as a distant memory. Already their logos are being defaced...
CAPTION: Image depicting Uhuru as a modern-day Hitler has been doing the rounds, due to his dictatorial tendencies. Courtesy of Social Media A tweet-storm gathered...
Your favorite Kenyan blogger Cyprian Nyakundi is up for global recognition after being nominated for next year’s Global Freedom of Expression Award, organized by...
CAPTION: Uhuru Kenyatta’s private pilot Apollo Malowa. RIP. The only jobs that Caretaker President Uhuru Kenyatta created is for Slay Queens and fashion bloggers...
CAPTION: This white piece of shit called Ronald Webb while working with Safaricom, stole the 1-Tap Concept from a university student. But white-privilege saw him given a...
CAPTION: Alexander Munyao, the Catholic Priest charged over corruption in Australia. His passport has been witheld as the trial continues. From the moment churches were...