Multiple students across the country have raised serious concerns about the ongoing inter-institutional transfer process managed by the Kenya Universities and Colleges Central Placement Service ( KUCCPS ), citing persistent server issues and what they perceive as an intentional move to restrict access to the online platform.

The KUCCPS portal, which was officially opened for transfers, is reportedly non-functional, producing a constant "Error 500" message whenever users attempt to initiate the transfer process. Widespread technical issues on the KUCCPS transfer portal are preventing students from submitting institution change requests despite the open application window.

Affected students allege that the portal has been rendered unusable since Friday, effectively blocking thousands from completing vital academic transitions within the stipulated deadline.

Further complicating the matter, students who sought help at Huduma Centres claim that KUCCPS officials are redirecting them to physical offices in Nairobi or Thika to process their requests.

This directive, they say, poses a major logistical and financial burden, particularly for students from remote areas such as Murang'a, Nyeri, and other upcountry counties.

Frustration is mounting over the lack of a reliable digital system, especially given that the process is meant to be handled online.

Many students feel trapped in a situation that forces them to spend additional money on travel and accommodation just to complete a process that ordinarily costs KSh 1,000.

With university reporting dates around the corner and students trying to manage scarce resources, the added pressure of travel expenses has caused widespread anxiety.

There is growing concern that the bottlenecks created by the portal’s inaccessibility could lock out many deserving students from making timely and critical transfer decisions, affecting their academic trajectories.

Students are now appealing to KUCCPS and the Ministry of Education to urgently restore the online services and ensure fair and equitable access to the transfer process for all, regardless of location. "Hello Cyprian, please communicate this for an urgent solution. Also if you have a solution, please share. KUCCPS! KUCCPS! KUCCPS! They don't want us to do the inter-institution transfer. They've opened the portal but downed the server, just getting Server Error 500 every time you click on the transfer option on the portal. I went to Huduma Centre today to inquire and also seek assistance, and the Huduma service person told me that they've downed the servers so that everyone can go directly to their office in Nairobi or Thika as they told me. Sasa nauliza, mimi wa Murang'a, my cousin wa Nyeri and pia mwingine anayehitaji kubadilisha, tutatoshea ofisi yao Nairobi? Pia kwa ile elfu moja ya kubadilisha, nikiongeza nauli, hiyo pesa yote itatoka wapi na nahitaji kusave upkeep ya kuingia September. Please communicate so that the relevant office can help open the servers so we do it online via the portal. Please 🙏🏽. They've downed the servers" Below is one of the many screenshots we received from affected students attempting to access the KUCCPS inter-institutional transfer portal, showing the persistent "Server Error (500)" message. Screenshot showing the KUCCPS inter-institution transfer portal (students.kuccps.net/eTransfer) returning a "Server Error (500)" message, indicating system failure or technical downtime.

Lands CS Hon. Zachary Mwangi Njeru.

There’s a high level scandal at the Busia lands office.

Staff at the Ministry of Lands are denying the country the much needed revenue from stamp duty at a time the government of President William Ruto is sealing such losses.

According to a local investigative journalist, a private Surveyor in Busia claims that Busia Lands registrar has been shortchanging them in terms of stamp duty deals.

"Tulipanga tuu vizuri tukuje tumuone kwa hii mambo ya stamp duty vile anatunyoa. Tukasema mimi ndio nitakuwa group leader kupeleka memorandum yetu lakini mmoja wetu akatuuza,” said the Surveyor.

The surveyor added, “We planned to go and see him over the stamp duty issue to tell him how he was shortchanging us. We agreed that I would be the team leader but one of us betrayed the group" Undervaluing land "You don't have to disclose the actual measurements. Don't also worry about the duration in which a Title Deed should be out what is important is whether the client is able to pay", a lady at the center of the wrangles being witnessed at the Lands office is heard in an audio explained how it is done.

According to investigations, Lands officers enters wrong figures into the Lands records after undervaluing lands hence not entering the actual figure meaning that Government ends up losing hundreds of millions in terms of revenue that end up in people's pockets.

This must stop. Strange staff and disappearing documents The Busia County Lands registrar Wilfred Nyandoro Nyaberi is reportedly harboring some ghost workers.

One ghost worker, a lady by the name Veronica Bwari or ‘Vero’ is said to have access the Custody Room where sensitive land documents are kept.

"It’s unbelievable that a whole registrar is confirming that outsiders are working in cahoots with the staff to steal documents and yet he does nothing. I think it's high time he told us why he has refused to let the lady whose contract has expired to go. We too suspect the lady could also be holding a lot of information that makes the registrar refuse to allow her leave", said one staff.

Staff and land buyers believe that Veronica is responsible for disappearance of some land records.

Ms. Bwari has been assigned several duties among them typing of Title deeds and filling of searches among others something the staffs say may land the office into problems since those are very sensitive documents.

When asked whether he had a relationship with the lady in question, Nyaribe was quick to deny saying that when he joined the station four years ago he found the lady there but only decided to retain her after being pleased in the manner in which she was executing her duties.

"This lady does exemplary work which no member of the staff matches her", he said. Busia land office Nyaribe Vero

Speaking on phone Nyaribe further said that at age 54 he was old enough and that he didn't have the energy to have more than one woman.

"Mimi niko tuu na risasi moja siwezi kuwa na mwanamke mwingine” (I have only one bullet hence unable to sustain another woman) The origins of Ms. Veronica Bwari Sources within the office revealed that Bwari was hired as a casual worker together with four other ladies in 2015 during a file cleaning exercise that had been sanctioned by former Lands CS Charity Ngilu and she was required to leave immediately the exercise was over but how she has remained in the office to date remains a mystery since the other four girls already left.

"This lady has been given immense authority that she overrides bona-fide employees of the Ministry. I am a long serving civil servant but imagine if I have to see my boss to sign a document for me I must pass through Vero. We hope that the Ministry can do something urgently", said a staff member on condition of anonymity.

The staff further revealed that Nyaribe has been forcing staff members to contribute money in the office to pay for electricity bills and other expenses despite having the 'Authority to incur' AIE.

"When I tried questioning why members of staff were being asked to foot the electricity bills and purchasing of stationeries when there was an AIE, he threatened to move me out of the station and take me elsewhere", she said.

She further disclosed that Nyaribe who was once on interdiction for close to 10 years before being moved to Busia has blocked several transfers with the help of a godfather at the Ministry Headquarters in Nairobi.

When contacted for comments, the outgoing CS for Lands Farida Karoney said on phone, " I will assign an officer to look into this matter for immediate action", the investigative journalist reported.

The ministry is now in the hands of a new Cabinet Secretary.

Cnyakundi.com calls upon Zachariah Mwangi Njeru and his PPS Nixon Korir to solve the matter.

Hillary Mutyambai, Inspector General of Police (IGP). He must act on this case of cold blood murder.

A land tussle in Nanyeni Village, Matungu Sub county, Bungoma County that ended in a cold blood murder of one John Waswa.

A group of people ordered by a Dr Mohammed Abdallah Munyendo attacked a man who was returning home to check on the happenings near his homestead.

The incident was booked under Occurrence Book number OB NO 07/12/04/2022 at Koyonzo police station at 10.am.

Diana Waswa, the last born of John Waswa narrates in the text and audio attached below:

On the morning of 12th April at around 9am, a group of hired goons and the late Japhary Abdallahs family members invaded the family of Mr John Mathew Waswa in Nanyeni village, Matungu subcounty.

The goons, armed with pangas, jembes and other weapons destroyed houses, and household goods and even stole some property. The group, which was working under the instructions of one Dr Mohammed Abdallah Munyendo, attacked Samson Waswa and injured him badly. Mr John Waswa, who had gone to vote at Itete was alerted about the issue and when he came home to check what the matter was, the irate group turned on him.

https://nyakundireport.com/shocking-video-of-a-man-killed-over-land-on-fathers-day/

Dr Munyendo instructed them to kill him. He could be heard saying "mwingine ndo huyu,ua yeye,ua yeye" one Lucas Saka Makokha and Doli(Munyendo's cousin) followed my father and killed him on spot, few metres from out of his compound where he was trying to run so as to save his life.

The body was taken to Bungoma District Hospital awaiting postmortem. Two key culprits have been arrested with others still at large. We kindly request for quick investigation and arrest of the other criminals.

We demand justice for Mr John Waswa. AUDIO Any lawyer or activist must help the family get justice. We have highlighted this, as we often do , so that all those who took part in the murder of Mr John Waswa are brought to book.

We send our condolences to the family of the deceased.

China State Construction Engineering Corporation Limited was also given the contract to construct the Kitale-Endebess-Suam Road in Trans Nzoia County

In June 2021, nyakundireport.com highlighted the Employment Irregularities Of China State Construction Engineering Company In Lokichar, Turkana South The circus continues, thanks to the abusive Kenyan government.

Though the Chinese govt has zero tolerance to corruption, the Xi Jinping govt has allowed its nationals to abuse rights overseas (not shocking) and engage in corruption and kickback culture (shocking).

It is appalling!

Hi Cyprian,

A Chinese Human Resource in China State construction and engineering corporation by the Name Henry of Tel 0729071202, without the concept of two employees interfered with contracts of service of Lowos Emeri (Mixer Driver) and Fredrick Oyago (Wiring Technician). They previously Signed a three month contracts and were much amused when they were called to the office on date 15th Sep, 2021 by the Human Resource Manager claiming that they Signed a one-month contract with the company and that they were to quit job on expiry of that one term contract.

The Two employees went to their newly elected Chairperson (Benard Kerio) to come and get clarifications from the Human Resource on why the Chinese HR Breached their Contracts of Service without their concepts. Benard Kerio accompanied the two employees to the Human Resource Office for queries but the Chinese HR never wanted to listen from them. Mr. Henry claimed that he is the HR for the Chinese Workers and not the Africans and that they were supposed to wait for Mr. Raphael Ayimba the African HR who was on Leave and take their complains to him. Benard Kerio told the Chinese HR that if he claims he is not the African HR he was not supposed to be in an African office and he should not handle any cases from African employees. He banged the office door and moved out leaving the two employees and their Chairperson in suspense. Since it was late (1830Hrs) they left the Office also to their homes. 16th September 2021 Morning of 16th September, The Chairperson Workers Committee (Benard Kerio) and his Deputy (Elipan Ekai) accompanied the employees whom their contracts of service were breached to the Human Resource Office to see again if they could get a solution to the matter. The same same incident, Chinese HR never wanted to create any table for negotiations. He was told by Benard Kerio again that if he wasn't ready to listen to the workers Grievances then he was not supposed to be in the office of the Human Resource. "Mimi iko mpaka na permit ya kufanya kazi na kama mnataka nitoke kwa ofisi mimi nitatoka!" Henry said and I quote. Immediately after saying that he banged the door again leaving the two employees and their representatives inside office. He went and called the police who were just ready with a police Land Cruiser outside offices. One of the police came and asked Benard Kerio and His Deputy to accompany them to Lokichar Police Station and that they had a case reported about them the previous Day (15th September) evening. They never resisted.

One of the employees who was just given a notice of contract non-renewal also decided to accompany them to police station.

In Lokichar Police Station the Occurrence Book was brought and there were three cases reported by The Safety and Intelligence Officer of China State construction and engineering corporation namely Richard Makanda; 1:Organising a strike that was claimed to take place on that 16th September. 2: Incitement of Workers 3: Threatening of Chinese staff by Questioning their Work permits They tried to reason with the police officer who picked. First, employees were at their work stations while the reported case was that the Chairman and his Deputy organised a strike.

Secondly, the case was reported by the different person and not the one who was threatened. There was a voice recording in mobile phone of Major Lokichar Police Station , Musyimi Kisuna (The Previous Chairman) was reporting the case to Richard Makanda the so called Safety/Intelligence Officer of the company. China State Construction

Richard recorded the phone conversation and forwarded it to Major. Richard was called to police station but he refused and claimed that he was not the one who reported the case and that it was the Project Manager Mr. Peng Yi. The project Manager was called right away by the major and he picked up. Peng was so innocent about the case and he told the police officer to let him first talk to his Chinese HR. Since the thing was not calculated well, the major released them to go back to job on a call back notice. They took a motorbike and drove back to job. As they were going back to job another squad went back to the DCIO Office Lokichar just opposite the Police station. It was the Human Resource Manager Henry, One Chinese Staff Mr. Ivan, the Former chairman Musyimi Kisuna and Safety/Intelligence Officer Richard Makanda. READ: LABOUR MALPRACTICES: Racism and Salary Row At Tullow Oil Turkana After a short period not exceeding 30 minutes, the same police Land Cruiser of Plate GKB 833F came back to Worksite with The DCIO Lokichar, and other Three Police Men, two in uniform. They picked up Benard Kerio alone from the Worksite. Immediately after about 20 minutes his phone went off. His Deputy, Elipan Ekai decided to go back to the police station to ask for Benard's whereabouts. He went direct to the DCIO Office. He found The DCIO, One Police officer in civilian, the Two Chinese men, Safety/ Intelligence Officer and the Former chairman Workers Committee. He knocked. "Kijana wewe ni nani?" The DCIO asked assuming he Doesn't know him. "Mimi ni mkenya!" Elipan answerd. "Na unatafuta nini hapa, kijana niliwaambia siku ile mimi sie polisi hao wengine wenye huwa mnacheza nao, am a professional my friend!" DCIO says so as he was busy going through the big Law Book for preparation of the charge sheet for Benard Kerio. "Nataka kujua tu the whereabouts of Kerio mwenye umemchukua kazini tukiwa na yeye" Elipan said. "Kijana nimerudia tena hapa sio police station enda mwangalie huko cell, eti anasema hakuna tutamfanyia hapa Lokichar, hebu kwanza chukua simu ya huyu" another police officer took Elipan's phone. "Kijana hebu weka password hapa" the police demanded but Elipan refused and told them about the right to privacy. "Kijana unajifanya sana unajua sheria wacha mwenzake aozee prison ndio ikuwe funzo kwako, patia yeye simu yake" that is the DCIO. "Enda pata mwenzako hapo police station na uchunge sana!" DCIO concluded as Elipan took his phone and went to police station.

At the police station he found two police men who were booking the daily reports in the Occurrence Book (OB) and they gave him permission to see Benard Kerio. "Enda pata huyo jamaa wa Incitement hapo ndani!" One of them said. Elipan went on to meet Benard. Before talking he decided to take a picture of Benard from inside cells. It was at this moment that he messed up. The police men who allowed him in came for him, "kijana unapiga picha Police Station, umefanya makosa kubwa, hebu kuja kaa hapa tuite mkubwa hata wewe tukuweke ndani" one of them said while pushing him to the Deputy OCS office. Like all the police officers in the station that day came to Deputy OCS's office. "Kijana unajuwa tunaweza kufunga", "Kijana kwanza unaitwa nani", "unajua kweli chenye unafanya", this and that this and that. One of them took his phone and he was told to remove one shoe and the waist bell. Before they threw him to cell the Major who arrested them at first place told them "Acheni huyu kijana tusiongeze mambo ikuwe mingi na msiruhusu mtu mwingine akuje amwone Benard." They told him to take his things and not return back there. He left the police station.

Elipan Ekai decided to inform other employees through their WhatsApp pages that their chairman was arrested. On hearing so, some of the employees closed their jobs immediately. Others continued until evening as usual. Benard was arraigned to Lokichar mobile Court the same day evening without even the concept of his family members not even the wife. After court proceedings the other employees who were present outside tried to ask of what he was charged of and nobody answered that. The OCS told them to just ask from the court of the cash bail or bond since Kerio took Plea. They were told to follow Kerio to Lodwar Prisons with either Ksh 30,000 cash bail or Ksh 100,000 Bond. From that point Workers created a WhatsApp group for contributions and by 17th September they were able to raise Ksh 24,500. No one reported to work that day. Benard's uncle uncle topped up the money and sent them To one of the relatives at Lodwar. Kerio was out at around 4 pm on Ksh 30,000 cash bail. He was told to report back to Lodwar Courts on Monday 20th September. Employees waited for Benard at Lokichar and he after realising he came back safely they told him they were going to report back to job since there was a notice by the Project Manager of Summary Dismissal for Employees who were not to report back to duty. The Chairman talked to them of how he was arrested until he was accused of "Threatening to kill the Former chairman Musyimi Kisuna" President of the People's Republic of China, Xi Jinping (Photo by Sebastián Vivallo Oñate/Agencia Makro/LatinContent/Getty Images)

Monday 20th September, Benard Kerio went back to Lodwar Law Courts. At Lodwar, met the safety/ Intelligence Officer Richard there at the courts. His name was called and he was told his case will be heard at Lokichar Mobile Court the next day, Tuesday 21st September. Richard asked for his company back to Lokichar. He was told by Richard to talk to the DCC and the DCIO for withdrawal of the case. Benard told Richard they were the ones to withdraw the case and not him, the one accused. READ: Fly540: The flying coffins in our skies, Revelations of leaked Audit Report Tuesday 21st September , Benard Kerio went to Lokichar Mobile Court. He asked the court of the charge sheets but no one answered on that and was just told his case will be heard on 18th October 2021. The next day he reported to duty as usual but he was verbally returned home by the Chinese Human Resource Manager. He was told to go back home until his case was over. Other employees are back to job. They don't have their chairman. The other committee members are being targeted one after the other. One slight mistake you are out of duty. Three are already out of Duty. One by the name Derrick the company refused to renew his contracts telling him that they were the ones organising the strikes and supporting Benard Kerio. Another one by the name Fredrick Oyago has been given a letter to showcase why his contract was not to be terminated on a gross mis conduct claims.

No one is there for the workers! Kenyan government officials are the ones used by the Chinese to silence the ones Questioning their rights. No job security for workers. Fear has been installed among kenyan workers. You are employed the same month you are terminated. The project is not helping the locals. It is the only job opportunity around. People are being arrested on daily basis by the one Richard Makanda. "Justice! Justice! Where are You?"

CAPTION: Artcaffe Lavington Branch Manager Jane Amonje as captured by a Twitter user who claimed to have witnessed her publicly harass a waitress on Thursday, November 26 Popular Nairobi uptown restaurant chain Artcaffe once again found itself on the receiving end from angry netizens after a customer took to social media to expose an incident perceived to be a case of employee harassment.

The user only identified as "Paushinski" from his ten-year-old Twitter account which holds a draws quite a reasonable following sparked the uproar after he shared out a post claiming he had witnessed a senior Artcaffe superintendent publicly humiliating a waitress on the floor at one of the institution's branches within the city.

According to the self-professed witness, patrons were left in disbelief after Artcaffe Lavington Branch Manager Jane Amonje shouted her lungs out at the waitress since identified as Beatrice, calling her "stupid" multiple after she apparently messed up an order. "Must be the worst experience for her. Hakuna dignity pale," he wrote on the now viral tweet. Paushinski's thread of tweets was met with immediate anger from other social media users who condemned the rogue treatment of the waitress, with some demanding that the coffee joint take immediate action on the branch manager Ms. Jane Amonje. "Artcaffe these days trends for wrong reasons. Last time ilikuwa kulipa na exposure. Sahii ni harassment ya employees. Sasa what about what is never told pale. I would be curious to know..." Bravin Yuri , a popular Twitter user, wrote. "I'm just wondering about all these chances we keep giving to Artcaffe," Kenyan singer Carol Atemi replied. "Start by training the floor managers, shouting at staff is unacceptable," noted another unhappy Kenyan. Among the responses, some took the chance to spill even more beans on the institution's poor choice of administrators. "Kuna manager mwingine pia wa Kitengela ana attitude kushinda paka yangu," claimed a social media user. After a long night of reactions and complaints, Artcaffe finally broke their silence over the incident on Friday morning when through a reply to Paushinski's post, the restaurant chain promised to look into the matter "immediately". Artcaffe and Negative Press: A love story? For those who keep up the tabs with local news, Artcaffe restaurant is not very new to trending over negative headlines.

In August this year, they incurred the wrath of Kenyans on social media after they invited entries to an art competition in which the winners would only be paid with free coffee and exposure of their artistic work on takeaway coffee cups, and not any form of monetary reward.

As their excuse, the restaurant claimed that the contest was only meant to enable Kenyan creatives to showcase their artwork and not necessarily to earn from it.

Most recently, the management once again had to fight off food poisoning rumours after popular Kenyan blogger-cum-YouTuber Edgar Obare revealed how he fell unconscious and had to spend the night at a hospital after having a meal at an Artcaffe branch along Mombasa Road.

Moses Lenolkula, the corrupt Samburu Governor is a man who will get into more trouble very soon as the Director of Public Prosecution (DPP) Noordin Haji demands cancellation of his bond for repeatedly flouting the terms.

The high court gave tough conditions in April 2019 for the release of the Governor who is facing Ksh84.7 million corruption and fraud charges.

The governor also faces abuse of office charges.

He has flouted the bond terms and the DPP wants it cancelled.

The Governor was in trouble in April as he was required to pay a cash bail of Ksh100 million but he protested and it was later reduced to Ksh 10 million cash by t he High Court. On December 5th, the DPP warned the Samburu and Kiambu governors from opening parallel offices.

“Korti ilisema hawa magavana wawili wasirudi ofisini lakini sasa mkono mwingine ambao hauna nguvu wa kuvunja hukumu la korti imefanya hivyo. Tujiulize sisi wakenya ni kwa ajili gani?” he said.

According to him, the judiciary is also at fault for allowing suspects in public office to defy orders and this goes against the Constitution.

He issued a warning to the Senate saying this should not me made the norm because it will also set a precedence for members of Parliament.

It remained to be seen how the Judiciary will act on the DPP's wishes.

Here is how we covered the Samburu Governor in the past: [BREAKING] DPP Recommends Samburu Governor, Deputy and 12 Others Be Charged For Fraud Contempt: Samburu Governor Moses Kasaine Disregards Court Order This Is How Rogue Samburu Governor Moses Kasaine Is ‘Washing’ His money How Samburu Governor Moses Kasaine Lenolkulal Used His NGO To Siphon Samburu County Funds Corrupt Samburu Governor Moses Lenolkulal Wants Access To His Bank Accounts

Raila Odinga, the ODM Party leader has criticized DP Ruto’s promises to Kibra residents terming them as garbage.

Raila who was speaking in a function in support of ODM Party Candidate Imran Okoth, said that Ruto's promises shouldn't be taken seriously as he is the Deputy President and anything that he wants to do, he can deliver now.

Raila: 'Sasa unaskia mwingine ati Deputy President anakuaja hapa anawaambia eti sijui nani (referring to Maraga) atafanya hii, tutasaidia yeye. Kitu gani imezuia wewe kufanya wakati hii? Wewe ndio Naibu wa Rais, so wewe uko kwa serikali. Sasa nguvu gani utapata baadaye?'

Crowd: hakuna

Raila: Takataka, hiyo ni ujinga. Video

On Tuesday morning, a plane on its way from Maasai Mara to Lodwar crashed around Kamwingi area in Londiani, Kipkelion East Constituency.

All five passagers on board, there men and two women have been confirmed dead, four of which are white foreigners.

The aircraft is operated by domestic airline Sararilink.

Investigations on what led to the aircraft's crash have officially began.

Here are photos and a video from the accident scene.

Hi Nyakundi, good morning, I hope this finds you well.

Please kindly help me mulika wakubwa wa Daima Milk Kenya. Imagine watu kufanya kazi na ku-delay salary hadi 10th or 15th at times.

Ikifika hiyo 15th unawekewa salary nusu somtimes not at all eti utapewa next month.

Then issue ya ku-overwork watu. Pahali penye watu hufaa kufanya 4 or 5 unapata wamepunguza watu wabaki wawili.

Kusimamisha watu bila notice. Fire and hire. Unapata unaingia job unaambia rudi utapigiwa simu mwingine anakuja na envelop anaingizwa pahali pako.

Working bila kuandikiwa overtime, mnaingia job for example 2 PM utafanya kazi hadi 2 to 4 AM asubuhi na saa hiyo siyo eti ni overtime ni hivo eti hamjamaliza kazi yenu. Wakubwa wa hapo wananyanyasa wafanyi kazi.

Hii issue ishareportiwa hadi kwa COTU na they've done nothing. Waki-reportiwa kazi yao ni kuitisha kitu kidogo kwa hao wakubwa na hiyo maneno imekwisha.

This even happens when Atwoli himself was met at the office, akisha reportiwa, ni simu anapiga anakutana na CEO wanakunywa kahawa na mambo inaendelea mtu hata hushindwa kwani basi yeye ni mtetezi wa wafanyi kazi gani?

Please help expose these people and hide my identity. Thanks in advance.

Over the past few days reported cases of crime have been on the rise, most of them involving young people. In a society where everyone wants to make some quick cash, the risks young people are taking to rise from dust to riches are becoming more dangerous by the day.

This evening, a social media user narrated how he almost went to jail thanks to his rich friend. He posted this story in a bid to warn young people out there to be cautious of the kind of people they associate with, as trouble could always be just a few friends away from you.

Twitter user @JrKinyenze narrates.

So one day I’m chilled in the hood in Parklands and my High School ninja called me asking where I was. The call seemed to be a booty call to a nigga on dry spell because I was so broke and that guy was so rich.

So the guy comes over to pick me up in a new Toyota Land Cruiser V8. It was so strange because his normal car was a RAV4. I didn’t ask much cause he was rich and everyone could see it. It’s in the morning and I'm dressed terribly because I had nowhere to go. Hata chwani ya movie sikuwa nayo and I had not paid for my internet subscription.

He tells me not worry, it was his sister's birthday and he was willing to do anything to make her happy. He took me to a clad shop in Ridgeways and he bought me an outfit worth 7 thousand, including a pair of brand new brown Timberlands.

After that we went to TRM for lunch and he decided he had to go pick some girls from Thika. I was okay with it all. At TRM we were joined by another Highschool friend. We are now three. My nigga never liked driving because of reckless drinking so he had a driver. So I’m the driver that day and I didn’t ask why he didn’t have a driver that day because I really wanted to ride that V8 machine. So we board for This but at Ruiru we find a police road block at Pepopi School. I’m trying to make the story short.

So the police stop me, I’m kind of drunk but not worried. Juu pesa iko. So the police order us to get out of the car and I’m easy. Then we are suddenly cuffed. Behind us I see two other V8s packed along. I didn’t notice them following us from Parklands. The police have sniffer dogs which go round the car then suddenly one dog starts barking at the back left sit where my nigga was sitted. I’m now confused. Arrif huyo mwingine akashtuka akajikojolea. We are cuffed and getting threats to head to police. I know nothing at that point.

On the back left seat police retrieved a small package where the rich kid was sitted. I got so teased but I didn’t know what to do cause at first I was the one driving the car. Pombe ilishuka from 75% to 0.

One of police officer asks where we were going to deliver that package. I’m confused on what’s happening but then remembered that guy had over 1M cash in his South C apartment and didn’t want to bank the cash. I start joining the dots. As the rich kid was negotiating a call from an inbuilt radio in the car rang. Damn. I didn’t even know the car had a a radio call. The police didn't wanna pick the call up so my guy requested to pick it himself. He is allowed. Still cuffed.

The caller then requested to talk to the police. The police at first didn’t seem like they wanted negotiations but on radio I heard a woman’s voice asking “Wanataka pesa ngapi?” Then suddenly they all went closer.

They negotiated to 140K. The policemen were 4. So they didn’t like the deal. Wakaongezwa another 60k. Then all of a sudden they became easy. Izo V8 zilikuwa nyuma mbili had 4 guys two each. Seemed to look like escort. The guy’s dad was a PS in the government.

Hiyo time arrif yangu mike amejikojolea mbaya juu ya uoga. So we are uncuffed. Mike alikimbia kutoka Peponi hadi Kahawa Sukari. I felt like a ne me. Sikurudi kwa hiyo gari tena. I even deleted that guy's number after being uncuffed. Nilikuwa na 2K mbele nyuma. Went got a cab. My first ever M-Cab in Nairobi. Nilipata Mike Wendani. Tukaenda kwa bro Westie kudoz.

So later on I heard it was a inside set up. I don’t trust rich people I don’t know well anymore. Moral of the story; Don't let small problems land you to a bigger problem. Take care fam. END!

Political Scientist Cum Jubilee Bootlicker has become a very useless man nowadays . Yesterday he made a Tweet that many Kenyans reacted to negatively . You must not be a rocket scientist to know that he has lost credibility . Mutahi Ngnyi lost credibilty after it became open that he bagged up to a tune of 38 Million from the NYS scandal bucks.

Ngunyi’s consultancy firm, Consulting House, was one of the firms that offered consultancy to NYS. No advertisements were made for consultancy work and thus the manner in which he landed the lucrative tender is questionable. For now, we have discovered that Ngunyi is among the so- called a team of technocrats working on Uhuru Kenyatta 2017 campaign strategy together with Peter Kagwanja, husband of embattled Interior PS Monica Juma. This probably explains why he makes Anti-Raila Tweets everyday . Ngunyi who is the owner of Consulting House was paid Sh38.9 million for consultancy services on the implementation of the NYS 5-Point Vision Strategy. Ngunyi has allegedly been blacklisted by international firms due to his operations style more so, when it comes to invoicing and payments. A shrewd operative who smells money even when in the toilet, Ngunyi, although himself portraying to be living a splash life, is said to be mean to his immediate family. Sources further say due to his influence in the corridors of power, his consultancy firm allegedly does not pay tax to Kenya Revenue Authority.

Look at what He Tweeted . Raila should be put on TRIAL.The JUDGE: poverty stricken LUOs. And LUHYAs craving his bondage. CHARGE: selfishness, selfishness, selfishness This Raila depiction is hilarious. Sugar farmers in wstern, and Nyanza;plus Kibera youth MUST hang it on their walls https://t.co/SqgI1CpiWH — Mutahi Ngunyi (@MutahiNgunyi) August 18, 2015 Here are some Reactions from Kenyans to his Tweets . Victoria Odipo - I didn't know your such a hater Daktari Nonyoski - Ngunyi is simply driven by tribal hate towards Raila nothing new.... Nelson Obonyo - A disgrace to all Kenyans not only Kikuyus. I know mature people from central Kenya who reason more than this Ngunyi thing. Evans Kwede - I see someone wants to win another contract to supply  10 point strategy to Jubilee Government Grace Kamau - Mutahi you have become a tribal Chauvinist' Hill Chefya - Kama kawaida. All Mutahi's Tweets are about RAO . Hater Jery Ougo - you are the High Priest of NYS hehee Cliff Orina - You sleep and simply dream Raila,you dont even eat your NYS loot coz of thinking Raila. Kimtai Martin - you are obsessed with Raila Odiwuor - Mutahi you are stopping too low. Some of us have followed your career, but we can't recognise you Ken Filex - nvr knew you can stoop too low like that Kongani Athunus - That's quite silly of you

Hlesty Kenyan - hat's cheap of you hater... Ujinga ndio mwingi kwa kichwa View translation

Joshua Ragang - and you call yourself political what, you're doomed, tribal cocoon.

Gabriel Prince - Wow,u have really become the high priest of polarization politics,hatred,psychological corruption

The question in many Kenyans minds is why Mutahi Ngunyi has become one sided especially after Raila demanded that all the people who were involved in the NYS scandal be questioned .