CAPTION: Jubilee flower-girl Amina Muhammed, pictured here with her only claim to fame. Everytime Amina Muhammed opens her mouth, she confirms our worst fears; that the space between her ears is empty. And yes, the only people she impresses are journalists of low self esteem like Oliver Mathenge, because she is a light-weight on virtually all matters.
Some things you can get away with in Kenya, because our system doesn't elevate merit, but the rest of the world doesn't rely on a biased media corps, whose work is to extort bribes from people so as to portray them as geniuses.
Jubilee is riddled with idiots right from the top, and it was a great and glorious day in Africa, after Amina Muhammed lost AU elections, because finally Africa can see through these political conmen and bullshit-artists called Uhuru and Ruto. And if they thought that Africa Union (AU) is the bastion of corruption and impunity, then yesterday's shocker was a reality check.
If Uhuru and his brother Muhoho had for one moment thought that he would look towards Addis Ababa should they lose elections and want to illegally stay in power, the two clowns need to get a mental-check because the world doesn't operate at the whims of Brookside Dairies.
Just because they've been able to subdue a few rural journalists with their money, doesn't mean that the rest of hardworking Kenyans don't see through their bullshit.
Amina Muhammad's loss is the first in a series of tribulations that Jubilee will be facing this election year. The most shocking will be Kikuyu's literally showing the middle-finger to conceited narratives conjured by intellectual-fraudsters like Mutahi Ngunyi's "Tyranny of Numbers" and for the first time, voting for Raila Odinga.
You see, Kikuyu's were innocently voting for their Uhuru because they honestly believed that he was being persecuted with the ICC case. They genuinely wanted to protect him. But then Uhuru abused this trust, and suddenly saw it as an opportunity to enrich his family, embarking on wide-scale graft using bullshit projects like the SGR and Eurobond.
As we speak, Uhuru's private residence along Dennis Pritt Road is being renovated, and nobody is telling us the source of money for this sudden opulence being exhibited by the Kenyatta family.
Amina is a bimbo who was elevated by UhuRuto, to reinforce their toxic constructs and an anti-ICC agenda, which has fatigued the rest of Africa. Time to move on to other issues, not just a case involving these two spoilt brats, who seem to think that the world revolves around them.
Everywhere Uhuru and Ruto are going to campaign these days, they're met with heckling and dissenting voices, including their strongholds. One doesn't need to be a brain-surgeon to know that these thieves will not be re-elected 7 months from now .
As for Amina, it's time for you to resume your wife-duties, as its clear that you have no significant achievements in the world of diplomacy. For someone who had the ear of policy-makers, you have let your fellow women down, and reinforced the narrative that women don't deserve big positions due to their inherent lack of vision and foresight.