CAPTION: Mainstream media charlatans Kiprono Kittony and Wachira Waruru. This is a message to the mediocre mainstream media charlatans led by Waichira Waruru. If there is any station that has contributed to the collective-stupidity of Kenyans, it is Royal Media Services.
And the funny thing is if you meet Wachira Waruru in person, and try to front a proposal or idea for a different type of show, different from the rubbish he airs, he will tell you with conviction that Kenyans level of comprehension is low, and that is why he feeds us with River Road-type content like Tahidi High, Inspekta Mwala, Papa Shirandula and sexualized news bulletins.
So just as a message to Wachira Waruru and his equally-moronic counterparts in radio and TV, is that they shouldn't ruin our Christmas.
How?
Well for many years when KBC was the only broadcaster, we came to associate Christmas with lovely melodies from American Country Music singers. I may not know their names off-head, but I bet Dolly Parton is on that list.
We were also accustomed to Christmas Carol's sung by choirs in churches like the Mormon Tabernacle Choir or major events.
These days, mediocre mainstream media charlatans like Wachira Waruru have abused their dominant position, to spread the seed of stupidity, leading to Kenya having the dumbest people per square kilometer.
There has been this deliberate effort to "Tanzanianise" Kenyans, with the calibre of music from street-urchins like Willy Paul and Bahati, copying Tanzanian culture.
But why should we be Tanzanians? We are a British-colonised conservative culture, which is predominantly English-speaking. These days, the English language is under threat, indicating the dwindling communication skills using that very important language.
Wachira Waruru and Co., should cease henceforth, using local gospel artists to sing renditions of Christmas Carol's. When people see them on TV, they get repulsed and this has contributed to the eroding Christmas spirit which we used to feel around this time.
The idlers at the content acquisition departments in channels like Citizen, KTN, NTV and KBC can instead use their retarded brains and cover the many choirs around Nairobi for instance the in Malls, or in Churches. High school students also have good choirs.
And please don't bring us pathetic crap like wailing praise and worship-type Christmas programming from churches like Jesus is Alive Ministry (JIAM), or JCC or the likes. We are a conservative Christian country, that observes Christmas religiously.
We don't want to see the overweight Mbuvi singing "Kwata Kawaya" on TV recreating and in the process murdering our old Christmas Carol's. Such dumb entertainers should be confined to performing at kid's birthday parties, not on the bloody mainstream media.
In as much as we want to support local, they must also be reasonable and act in the interest of prosperity. I don't see how dumbing-down audiences with shit content like Inspekta Mwala, simply because in your mind you think they have no choice but to consume your mediocre product, will be beneficial to the country.
I'm pretty sure that Wachira Waruru's children don't watch Papa Shirandula, just as they don't attend 8-4-4 schools. So what makes him imagine that we all want to watch content predominantly created targeting watchmen and househelps?
Previously when KTN was a viable alternative, with intellectual programming in the 90's, didn't we all watch English programs and enjoy?
Style up Wachira Waruru! We are tired of your nonsense.