Caption: Hacienda bar where corrupt scribes met . Kenyan business journalists are the scums of the earth as they fight for brown envelopes for favorable reporting. The stage is Hacienda Bar and Restaurant, located in the Ngara area of Nairobi, rumoured to be owned by a group of Kenyan Members of Parliament (MPigs), and an emerging ight-spot that is sending pricy Westlands clubs into oblivion.
In attendance were a selection of Kenya’s “finest” business journalists, all hailing from leading media houses like Nation Media Group’s Business Daily, Radio Africa’s Star, and the likes.
Contrary to journalistic ethos and competitive practices, these journalists despite being from competing media houses, share information, collaborate, conspire and share proceeds of crime. Reason why you will see near-identical journalistic pieces in different media outlets.
To add insult to injury, these journalists have a WhatsApp group, where they coordinate their moves, especially on high-level extortion of corporates.
Last night, the journalists were at Hacienda, drinking on the tab of a leading telecommunication company, whose CEO has recently been under the spotlight for marrying a previously-married woman. His love for sponsoring jazz at the expense of other meaningful social activities hs renowned.
The agenda of the drink-up at Hacienda was to plan how to cover a court-case between the owner of this blog Cyprian Nyakundi and the telecommunications firm. The editorial direction had to favour the Telco, and paint the blogger as a delusional individual, peddling fictional content, despite the presence of evidence.
Among those who attended were Philip Kamakya Star, Bernard Malonza People Daily, Brian Wasuna Nation/Business Daily. A journalist by the name of Paul Muhoho of became unruly after finding out that the money was not there. Which money? Caption: Philip Kamakya from the Star Newspaper . Caption: Bernard Malonza from Uhuru's owned People Daily Caption : Brian Wasuna Nation/Business Daily Africa By now you should all know that business journalists in Kenya are the most corrupt bastards in the country. They work at the behest of vested corporate interests to manipulate the markets and influence opinion.
For instance Knight Frank and Hass Consult, the foremost real-estate companies in Kenya bribe business journalists to run fake reports of the “booming” real estate sector, so as to allow them launder money on behalf of corrupt Government officials, drug-barons, Somali pirates and of course terrorists. Their proceeds of crime are integrated in the finance system making real estate seem successful, but it's just dirty money being washed.
It's the reason why real-estate prices in Kenya are higher than South Africa which has better roads, amenities, security and financial prospects. Simply because dumb business journalists agreed to be Bribed so as to compromise the prospects of an entire industry.
Back to Hacienda, the Business journalists were invited under the auspices of Caro Maina telephone number 0721 336210 working for The Star. A figure of Kshs. 15,000.00 had been agreed for each of the 15 journalists in attendance, but much to their disappointment, they were informed that they will only be able to receive the money on Monday . Caption: Carol Maina of the Star Newspaper As a bonus for their “good” work, the Business journalists were each given a power-bank.
There was also a blogger in attendance by the name of Sam Alfan Ndereba. Using his social-media outfit, he was supposed to influence other bloggers to embark on a hate campaign against Cyprian Nyakundi.
Links to Twitter Kenya were also discussed, and how they can use their people working at the Twitter office to influence hashtags, and “kill” hashtags deemed as critical to the telecommunications company. It is still unclear if the mother company of Twitter has sanctioned this manipulation of trending topics, even though speculation has been rife that they work closely with Government.
To the media house CEO’s who claim to be above reproach, they can independently confirm my claims.
Shame on you business journalists of Kenya. You retarded bastards are the reason this country is stagnating on every front.