Caption : Safaricom CEO Bob Collymore. He has Overseen corruption and Culture of Impunity at Safaricom. To many Kenyans who easily fall for cheap propaganda conjured by PR firms, you fail to detect simple facts that Bob Con-me-more is not a Kenyan. He’s a slavery descendant from the Island of Guyana.
Other than sponsoring Jazz music which is his preference considering slavery descendants who landed in New Orleans spent their days playing Jazz, a genre that isn’t majority of his subscribers’ cup of tea, Bob Con-me-more also purports to be born again Christian so he did a ridiculous collaboration with Journalists Julie Gichuru, Jeff Koinange and the musician that shamed Kenya by doing a horrible cover of Adele’s Hello, Jimmy Gait.
Always remember that while Vodafone in Egypt is the biggest sponsor of football, Vodacom in South Africa sponsors sports in abundance, the Tanzanian League is named after Vodacom the title-sponsor, plus many other examples, Bob Con-me-more doesn’t care about sports which is Kenya’s biggest past-time. He would only sponsor it if Mo-Sound is involved, and then he would get 50% of the money. His main achievement is painting Kasarani stands green and white, and not elevating the humans driving sports.
Always remember that Bob Con-me-more’s No. 2 was employed by Statehouse as Secretary of Delivery on a swap deal, to enable him use the skills acquired in his previous assignment to fool Kenyans on the benefits of big projects conjured by hollow men.
Never forget that Bob Con-me-more influenced his way into being single-sourced for a 50B CCTV Camera project in Nairobi, which we have only recently discovered that they don’t work.
Never forget that Bob Con-me-more initiated the Kenyans4Kenya project that ended up being a pyramid-scheme for buying condemned aflatoxin maize supplied by Kenya RedCross CEO Abbas Gullet. Never forget that Bob Con-me-more encouraged Kenyans to raise hundreds of millions under the #BringZackBack initiative, monies meant to build a hospital that’s never been seen.
Always remember that Bob Con-me-more divorced his wife and wrecked another home by stealing someone’s wife and her 3 children. Infact Kenyans are very hospitable citizens because if it were in other countries, he would have been deported or sentenced to hanging by now.
Be advised that Bob Con-me-more set up a portal where desperate Kenyans seeking support would submit their ideas, which he would end up stealing, just like his predecessor stole the MPESA idea from a Central Bank of Kenya employee. Bob Con-me-more is an intellectual property-thief.
What simple minds like Naomi Mutua @AKenyanGirl celebrate is a hoax. Bob Con-me-more doesn’t care one inch about Kenya. He only does what he knows will give him a fat commission.
The question you should ask yourself is how many Kenyans are subscribers to Bob Con-me-more’s network? Over 15million. How many Kenyans love Jazz? Only a paltry 5,000. So why can’t this Conman sponsor mainstream initiatives like football? Because he wants bribes but is not able to articulate that fact to his subjects because he wants to act righteous and holy.
The staged wealth declaration was a sham, meant to excite simple-minded Kenyans like President Uhuru Kenyatta who is selling our country to a man from an island that is incomparable to our natural and human resources.
Reason why we now call on the Government to #DeportBobConmemore