In December 2016, I had an issue with Alai and had no interest in meeting him, even after he called me several times. At the time, I was still speaking to Dicksembe, and he began begging me to meet him.

He called repeatedly, pleaded with me and kept insisting that the meeting was important. I rejected him several times because I did not want anything to do with Alai, but Dicksembe would not stop begging until I finally agreed to meet him at Carnivore.

I went to Carnivore believing I was only meeting Dicksembe, the snitch who had begged so desperately for my time. When I arrived, boom, he had brought Alai with him without telling me.

I could have walked away, but I am an honourable man, so I sat down and listened.

They told me there was a deal on the table and that we could make about Ksh 2 million. I took over the negotiations and pushed the amount from Ksh 2 million to Ksh 8 million.

The actual meeting for the money later took place in Karen, where we were handed the Ksh 8 million in cash.

Since they had approached me expecting only Ksh 2 million, I initially thought of giving each of them Ksh 1 million. In the end, I gave Alai Ksh 2 million and Dicksembe Ksh 2 million in cash.

Dicksembe was so excited that all his milk teeth came out. His hands were shaking as he handled the money, and he kept asking me whether it was safe to carry that amount home. Even Alai was very shocked and kept telling him to cool down.

I was shocked by his panic because it was obvious he had never handled that kind of money before. This was the same man who had spent days begging me for a meeting, only to later leave Karen carrying Ksh 2 million in cash because of a deal I negotiated.

That is why I laugh when I see him and other government trolls attacking me today.

Many of these people have eaten through my name, entered rooms because of me and touched money they would never have seen without my influence.

The major problem is that they are uncreative, and don't know how to make even a shilling outside government.