This archive report was first published on 15 May 2020.
When it comes to dating, men often say that women are complicated, but the truth is that dating is like a gamble – you never know what prize you'll get.
Over the years, people have come up with various categories to describe the different types of women you meet when dating. Here are some of the most common ones.
Dictators ¶
These are the women who think they're in charge of your life, often asking for your salary at the end of the month or trying to control your every move.
Bedroom Bullies ¶
Some women can be quite demanding in the bedroom, making your life hell or giving you a reason to go home early. It all depends on how good your libido is.
Beggars ¶
These are often women who are not working or are still in campus, constantly asking for things without offering anything in return.
Housewives ¶
On the other hand, there are women who will come to your place, cook for you, and give you your conjugal rights – even if they're just your girlfriend.
Stalkers ¶
Some women take it to the extreme by keeping tabs on your love life, even going as far as picking contacts from your phone and warning other ladies to stay away.
Mrs. Clingy ¶
Then there are the women who refuse to let go of a man even when it's clear they're not wanted anymore, often pleading and begging for attention.
Slay Queens ¶
These are the women who think they're God's gift to humanity, often pretending to be classy but secretly living lives they can't afford at the expense of sponsors.
Fraudsters ¶
And finally, there are the women who will befriend you, make you feel like Prince Charming, and then drug and rob you – often found in clubs and social places.
Chips Funga ¶
Last but not least, there's the woman who's always 'chips fungwad' – whether in parties, concerts, or clubs, she's always the center of attention, often leading to disastrous dates.
