This archive report was first published on 27 April 2020.
As the world grapples with the COVID-19 pandemic, a Nairobi resident has come up with an unorthodox solution to combat the virus. In a recent article, the author proposed using a homemade disinfectant cocktail, comprising Jik, Dettol, Harpic, and Malaraquin, to 'zap into smithereens' any coronavirus lurking in the body.
The concoction, dubbed 'Trumpet disinfectant cocktail,' is accompanied by a chaser of throat sanitizer, which the author claims was originally their idea before being 'appropriated' by Nairobi Governor Mike Sonko.
According to the author, the throat sanitizer, when combined with the disinfectant cocktail, will provide a potent defense against the virus. The author even suggests that the concoction could be used to 'send coronavirus fleeing for dear life,' and proposes that it be used as a first line of defense for President Donald Trump.
However, the article takes a darker turn as the author makes claims about the origins of the virus, suggesting that it was spread by the Italian Mafia in collaboration with Chinese counterparts. The author also makes allegations about the involvement of world leaders, including Dr. Anthony Fauci and Bill Gates, in a supposed plot to topple President Trump and achieve world domination.
