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5 Kinds of Friends You'll Meet in Nairobi

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Nyakundi Report

Newsroom 2 min read

This archive report was first published on 21 April 2020.

Published on April 21, 2020, Nairobi is often referred to as the New York City of East Africa. Beneath its praise as the green city under the sun, lies a complex web of relationships and friendships.

As you navigate the city, you'll meet strangers who somehow become part of your circle. While having friends is a great gift, it's essential to be aware of the different types of friends you'll encounter in Nairobi.

Here are five kinds of friends you might meet:

#1. The 'Hey Bro' Type

These individuals are often self-centered and only reach out when they need help. Their texts usually start with 'Hey Bro' or 'bro' and are often requests for assistance.

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#2. The 'Wah' Type

These friends only contact you to gossip or share ridiculous information about others. They often spam people with unnecessary forwards on WhatsApp and add no value to your life.

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#3. The M-Pesa Terror Group

These individuals are only interested in borrowing money from you, often with promises to repay you the next day. However, their 'tomorrow' rarely comes, leaving you waiting for weeks or even months.

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#4. The Drunkards

These friends are always up for a good time, but their love for partying can be detrimental to your health. It's essential to set boundaries and prioritize your well-being.

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#5. The Church Squad

These individuals are often overly focused on salvation and may come across as annoying. While they may be well-intentioned, it's essential to set boundaries and prioritize your own needs.

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