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Kenyan Lady Falls Head Over Heels for Ugandan Man Whose Farts Can Kill Mosquitoes

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Nyakundi Report

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This archive report was first published on 13 December 2019.

December 13, 2019

A Kenyan woman, Naomi Wanjiku, has left many in awe after confessing her undying love for Joe, a Ugandan man whose farts have the extraordinary ability to kill mosquitoes.

Joe's remarkable talent has not gone unnoticed, with two big mosquito repellent companies reportedly paying him millions to study his farts with the aim of converting them into a mosquito repellent product.

According to reports, Joe's farts can drop all flying insects not bigger than mosquitoes dead within a 6-meter radius.

Wanjiku took to her social media pages to express her love for the man who now has a bright future, courtesy of his unique ability.

"I love him with all my body parts. He appears to be so humble and someone who can love passionately," Wanjiku confessed.

She added that she preferred Joe to move with her to Kenya, where she had identified a good place for them to buy land and settle.

Wanjiku was also amazed by Joe's story of growing up as a man whose farts had potential, with the local chief in his village taking him in during malaria seasons due to his unique ability.

Joe, who turned 48 last week, laughed off the attention, saying, "I eat ordinary food just like everyone else but no insect can lay a foot on me, not even a fly. I smell like a normal man and I bath daily and my farts are just like everyone else, they are only dangerous to small insects especially mosquitoes. Imagine buying a Raid can with my face on it".

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