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JUST BRENDA: He's a terrible lover

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Nyakundi Report

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This archive report was first published on 21 November 2019.

Published on November 21, 2019, by JUST BRENDA, a relationship expert.

Dear JUST BRENDA, I recently had a sexual encounter with someone I liked, but it was a disaster. I've lost interest in him, but I don't know how to tell him without hurting his feelings.

JUST BRENDA responds, 'I love that you're aware of what you feel is important in such an interaction! It's clear to me that while you liked him, you also liked his packaging more than you liked him, no? Which is why when the literal package didn't deliver, you were done.'

She advises the woman to communicate her feelings kindly and turn him down when he brings it up. 'He'll get the picture after your communication and sexts reduce.'

However, the conversation takes a turn as JUST BRENDA starts discussing unrelated topics, including natural male enhancement products and the concept of space. She quotes philosophers and theologians, and her responses become increasingly abstract and confusing.

Despite the initial advice, the conversation devolves into a discussion of unrelated topics, leaving the reader wondering about the original question and the woman's dilemma.

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