This archive report was first published on 15 November 2019.
Horror Stories from Sleep-Over Nights ¶
November 15, 2019
Many of us have had sleep-over nights with friends or partners, but some Nairobians have had experiences that left them shaken. In this article, we'll share some of the most hilarious and disturbing stories from sleep-over nights.
One man's quickie turned into a nightmare when he was left with a woman who refused to leave. He narrated how she 'kunikunja kama millipede Pekejeng non-stop, na saa hiyo Ni lunch time na ninarudi kazi ya mjengo Hadi supervisor aliniuliza kwani nimepatana na alshabab.'
Another man took a woman out, only to be left with a hefty bill when she asked for pricey menu items. He said, 'Nilipeleka ngamia out vitu alikuwa anaitisha nlikuwa tuu nafaint moyo. nikama walikuwa wameongea na waiter wanimalize…nilikuwa tuu na whispers Ngai Ngai tumbo ikajaa maji.'
Some men have also had to deal with women who were not as neat as they thought. One man narrated how a woman he dated left her poop stains on his bed, saying 'Nilimwekelea dogi nikapigwa na butwaa na mafi.'
Another man had a stinky woman as his date, prompting him to hold his nose while pumping. He said, 'Beautiful,well dressed but the smell was a no to me. unapiga nyang'au ukifunga mapua.'
Just when you think you've heard enough, another man shared his story of how a woman he dated had an insatiable appetite in bed. He said, 'That woman fucked me kutoka 11pm to 4am… nilikuwa nikimwaga anaiweka kwa mdomo inaamka tena, kazi inaendelea.. My frens I fainted… since that night ata sijawahi tamani kupata na yeye tena. Huyo ni more than Al shabaab.'
