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'He Pooped While Cumming': Kenyans Share Hilarious First-Time Sex Stories

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Nyakundi Report

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This archive report was first published on 15 November 2019.

Published on November 15, 2019, Kenyans on Instagram shared their unusual first-time sex experiences, ranging from hilarious to downright embarrassing.

Some of the responses shared with Mpasho include a man who farted and had a piece of feces follow, leaving him still embarrassed.

Another man narrated how the woman he had been salivating over for months came with a foreign object in her backside, a piece of tissue, when they had sex.

One boy child admitted that back then, he didn't know that 'doggy style' was a sex position.

Another Kenyan shared that the first time she had sex, her boyfriend almost ran away because she was a virgin.

Some of the stories shared were truly cringe-worthy, including one where a man pooped on the bed while cumming.

What was your crazy experience the first time you had sex? Share it in the comments below.

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