This archive report was first published on 23 October 2019.
Meru Senator Mithika Linturi's divorce drama with Maryanne Keittany has taken a new turn, with Keittany firing back at the Senator's claims.
According to Keittany, Linturi's toothpick is to blame for his outrageous statements, saying 'A man with a lazy and wrinkled toothpick can say anything to defend his failures.'
Keittany, the former Chief of Staff at Deputy President William Ruto, dismissed Linturi's claims, saying his unfaithfulness, addiction to porn, and lazy habits caused their marriage to hit the rocks.
'No one can put up with a man who is addicted to porn. From him, I have learned that too much porn adds wrinkles to the already lifeless toothpicks,' she said.
Linturi had previously claimed that Keittany was a borehole, and that he had tried to satisfy her sexual demands in vain.
Keittany, however, blamed Linturi for the drama, describing him as the laziest man she has ever met.
'A real man cannot have a wrinkled toothpick in the first place,' she said.
Keittany also called on men to avoid indulging in watching pornography, using Linturi as a benchmark of the kind of men to avoid.
She also promised to release damning videos that would send Linturi to a 30-day fasting and prayer in the wilderness.
