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Ridiculous Reasons for Breakups: Part One

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Nyakundi Report

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This archive report was first published on 1 October 2019.

Relationships can be unpredictable, and sometimes they come to an end for reasons that may seem trivial or even ridiculous. In this article, we'll explore some of the unusual reasons why people break up, as shared by our readers.

According to our audience, one of the most common reasons for a breakup is bad breath. As one reader, B.N, shared, 'He was a classmate in uni and we were in the same group. I thought he was cute and we ended up dating not long after. Two months into the relationship, he tried to kiss me and I realised that his breath stunk. It wasn’t morning breath grade. It was more like a nuclear reactor meets sewage pipe.'

Another reader, R.S, had a similar experience with a partner who was physically attractive but lacked conversation skills. 'He was perfect, physically. Tall, dark, handsome, a smile that would start an Indian Ocean you know where. But every time we would chat, the conversation would always revolve around the weather and traffic. Long story short, I got bored and that was the end of that.'

Some readers had more unusual reasons for breaking up, including shared names with exes or family members. A.A shared that she ended a relationship because her partner shared the first two names with her ex, while K.C ended a relationship because her partner shared the same name as her deadbeat father.

These stories are just a few examples of the many reasons why people break up. Whether it's bad breath, poor conversation skills, or shared names, relationships can be complex and unpredictable. Stay tuned for part two of this series, where we'll explore more ridiculous reasons for breakups.

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