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Man Kicks Out Girlfriend for Endless Farting

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Nyakundi Report

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This archive report was first published on 30 September 2019.

Published on September 30, 2019, a bizarre incident unfolded in Mombasa's Saba Saba estate, where a middle-aged man was forced to evict his girlfriend at night due to her incessant farting.

The man's friend and neighbor, Kahindi, revealed that his friend had met the lady at a local night joint where she worked as a waitress. Unbeknownst to him, she possessed a unique talent for releasing pungent atomic smells.

According to Kahindi, the lady was serving them at their table all the time because the man was smitten by her beauty and kept giving her tips. However, it was not until they were at the pub that they were hit with a foul smell, which Kahindi initially suspected was caused by their friend Mwangi, who had eaten mutura that night.

However, it was later discovered that the lady was the source of the smell, leaving Kahindi surprised. The situation escalated when the man woke up their neighbors at midnight, hurling insults at the lady, claiming she was a 'walking gas cylinder' farting shamelessly at his expense.

The man was quoted as saying, "I came with this lady here about one hour ago but I was almost dying because of this shameless lady farting endlessly. I have not even slept an inch. She is a walking gas cylinder. She has filled the whole house with fart,"

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