This archive report was first published on 7 December 2021.
Kenyan celebrities have long been known for their flamboyant lifestyles, but few have managed to outdo KRG da Don in the art of public embarrassment. The self-proclaimed 'da Don' has been making headlines for all the wrong reasons, and it's time to call him out for his simpy behavior.
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It's not just KRG da Don who's guilty of this. Celebrities like Mulamwah, Colonel Mustafa, Nick Ndeda, and even Machakos Governor Alfred Mutua have all been exposed for their lack of maturity when it comes to dealing with women.
Take Mulamwah, for instance. He was seen begging his former girlfriend Sonnie to take him back, only to pretend to be a lothario later on. Colonel Mustafa got physically assaulted and was used for clout by Noti Flow. Nick Ndeda's vasectomy and Daddy Owen's public crying over a cheating partner are just a few examples of the many simps in Kenya's entertainment scene.
But what's even more disturbing is that KRG da Don seems to think that clashing with his wife publicly is doing anything to damage her reputation. In reality, he's only showing the rest of the country how much of an idiot he is.
According to KRG da Don, he's done everything for his wife, from starting a business for her to buying her expensive gifts. But what he didn't realize is that his wife was cheating on him with a guy he referred to as Steve. And instead of taking responsibility for his actions, he went on a rant attacking and mocking Linah - his wife's paramour.
Someone needs to take away KRG's phone because you cannot mock a man who has slept with your wife. Blad, you're moving mad! Take the 'L' suck your teeth and keep it moving.
KRG da Don needs to reevaluate the way he carries himself around women. He needs mentors who can guide him through this topic because you cannot be financially successful but have your home be the source of all your woes and stress.
He needs to check out YouTube channels by guys like Rich Cooper and Rian Stone and stop hanging out with other simps like Shaffie Weru who lost his job after a lifetime of pandering to women as a radio presenter only for those same feminists to turn around and ak him.
Then again, he wouldn't be KRG da Simp and I wouldn't have any content to share about the man so let him keep simping and giving us our seven chuckles. Foolish man. There are north of 20 million Kenyan women, if you lose one, replace her with a finer, younger one and move on.
