Saving Kenyans From Bad Fellatio? Meet Maurice Matheka Makau.
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The next viral sensation in Kenya courtesy of Cyprian Nyakundi is none other than Maurice Matheka Makau, a self-confessed sexologist. Perhaps tired of the nagging and complaining about lack of fellacio and general apathy against oral sex, Maurice is now offering coaching skills to offset this imbalance.
In this video, Maurice has used one of his clients to demonstrate who to achieve squirts using manual stimulation. Older women like Caroline Mutoko, Sheila Mwanyigha who may have never ever had an orgasm in their lives, developing an innate hate on men, may change their minds upon seeing this. Idea-thieves Wachira Waruru and Ruto's former clandè Farida Karoney should consider poaching this guy, as there seems to be an epidemic of idea-scarcity in Royal Media Services. Are these the jobs that the Jubilee Government promised Kenyans?
The Hustle Is Real! #Showersofblessings Saving Kenyans from bad fellatio? Meet Matrices Matheka from cyprian Nyakundi on Vimeo .
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