Cabinet: Former Thika MP Alice Nganga Using Gender To Lobby For CS Position

CAPTION: Alice Ng'ang'a. She is lobbying for a cabinet post through William Ruto. Former Thika Town MP Alice Wambui Ng'ang'a is lobbying to replace Cecily Kariuki as Minister of Gender. She is using the fact that she's a woman, as the sole criteria of her appointment. Some documents which we stumbled on, showed her preparing her CV in a cyber-cafe, whereby she forgot documents and didn't log out. One of the documents was addressed to Deputy President William Ruto. CAPTION: Some of the documents that Alice Ng'ang'a misplaced in a cyber-cafe. Alice will be remembered as the woman who was involved with the former National Irrigation Board General Manager Daniel Baraza, whereby money meant for the Galana food-security project, was diverted for private use. Their relationship had become subject of whispers in the corridors of power. In her infinite stupidity, Alice started constructing flats in the Valley Arcade area of Nairobi, whereby on the site-board, her name was clearly marked on it. It is also suspected that CDF money was used to fund this construction. Thika residents say that in the 5 years that she was an MP, they cannot pin-point any project that she ever did. CAPTION: The site-board in the Valley-Arcade apartments which Alice Ng'ang'a is constructing. Her push to join cabinet comes under the back-door of the campaign against toxic-feminism, where rabid feminists lobbying under the banner of "home wreckers" FIDA, have been demanding for 7 slots. She had been embroiled in perennial wars with former Kiambu Governor William Kabogo and both were shown the exit, for non-performance. Kabogo was replaced by Ferdinand Waititu, who has been doing nothing much since he was elected, save for embezzling money. Kiambu residents are already regretting voting for the buffon Waititu, even though they concur that Kabogo was never an option.