LIFE BY LOUIS: The Perils of Men in Supermarkets

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Nyakundi Report

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Primary source Kenyan Digest archive

This archive report was first published on 17 September 2019.

September 17, 2019

Men have long been known to struggle with even the simplest of tasks in supermarkets. From finding items on the shelves to navigating the complexities of shopping with family members, it's a wonder they make it out alive.

One such struggle is the quest for the perfect milk. A recent encounter with a fellow sufferer in the supermarket milk section highlighted the absurdity of the situation. The gentleman in question was frantically searching for a seven-litre packet of milk, only to be met with confusion and embarrassment.

It's not just the milk, however. Men struggle with the entire shopping experience, from the pride that prevents them from asking for help to the frustration of being accompanied by family members who seem to take an eternity to complete their shopping.

But there is hope. The invention of milk vending machines has made it possible for men to get the exact measure of milk they need, without having to navigate the complexities of the supermarket shelves.

And so, the next time you find yourself in a supermarket, struggling to find the perfect item, just remember: you're not alone. And if all else fails, there's always the milk bar.

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