This archive report was first published on 15 September 2019.
Published on September 15, 2019, a radio conversation caught the attention of many, including the author. An angry caller threatened to harm a boda boda rider who had confused his wife. The caller's accent revealed his community's history of violence. His parting question, 'What does a boda boda jamaa have that I do not have?' sparked an inquiry into the skills of boda boda guys.
Research revealed that boda boda guys have become the new 'IT' men, captivating women's attention without expensive gifts or trips. They have surpassed traditional suspects like gym instructors, matatu drivers, and shamba boys. The reasons behind their success are multifaceted.
One reason is the primal attraction of a man on a bike, especially when he is lean and in control. Movies often depict heroes on bikes, disappearing into the sunset with a lady. The skill required to ferry women on boda bodas is not just about navigating terrain but also about considering the woman's posterior and any luggage she may be carrying.
This skill and consideration often earn favor and open doors for conversations of other kinds, eventually leading to bedroom matters. Unlike matatu guys, who can be rough and bullish, boda boda guys are tender and sleek in their approach. They know that hair matters to women, so some provide protective headgear. Others become bike therapists, engaging passengers in conversations to find out what ails them.
The bike atmosphere is fertile ground for unburdening, and such closeness can lead to physical needs. Boda boda guys are also in a better financial position, providing an essential and affordable service. Any Kenyan man making above 500 bob daily is a prime target for women, as he can offer a certain class of women with the bare minimum. This is a serious value proposition, especially in a time when many men are falling short.
It's no wonder that recently, over five women were fighting over a boda boda guy upon his death – it was all about the money. Boda boda guys have cash, and cash is always king with women. Their ability to move at all times means they can be on 24/7 duty to meet the needs of their female passengers. The increased use of boda boda services means there is a huge section of the female population enjoying the whole catalogue of services these guys offer.
Caretakers in rental properties are giving boda boda guys a run for their money, with the same advantages. It's time to give boda boda guys some respect – they are making many women happy in this city. Ride boda boda guys, ride!
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