This archive report was first published on 9 September 2019.
The Stereotypes That Define Africans ¶
Published on September 9, 2019
Being African comes with a unique set of stereotypes and customs that are often humorous and relatable. From the way people perceive those with dreadlocks to the way they view poverty, here are some of the crazy things that define Africans.
For instance, in some African cultures, a person with dreadlocks is often seen as a thug. This stereotype is not only limited to dreadlocks but also extends to other physical characteristics that are perceived as 'tough' or ' rough.'
- People who are poor are often referred to as 'umerogwa.'
- Keeping the broom behind the door is a common practice in many African households.
- When someone becomes rich, they are often accused of joining the Illuminati.
- When taking a shower, people often ask where you want to go, implying that you are not from around there.
- Keeping some plates and cups aside specifically for visitors is a common practice in many African cultures.
- Chapati must be counted after it's cooked.
- No one dies of natural causes in Africa; your enemy is always the cause.
- Deciding whether to bathe or not depends on whether you have been with a prostitute.
- Urinating behind the toilets is a common practice in many African cultures.
- Wives always sleep next to the wall.
- If you're a widow and a Kikuyu landlady, you're often accused of killing your husband.
- The number of chapati cooked must be announced.
- Older men must be cooked with their thighs.
- Women are not allowed to eat gizzard, and it's not to be shared or else you'll fight forever.
- When a man and a woman sit in a matatu, the man must sit in the middle with the driver.
- If you give birth to daughters only, you're not supposed to be the first person someone meets, as you're associated with bad omens.
- People often ask for your second name to determine if you're Kenyan.
- Serving children with soup before meat when eating is a common practice in many African cultures.
- Watching football on TV but listening to the translated version on the radio is a common practice in many African cultures.
- Using a piece of cloth to wash your private parts after using the toilet.
- Using steel wool to clean the toilet and then pouring water without rinsing.
