This archive report was first published on 8 September 2019.
Published on September 8, 2019, a compilation of extremely annoying excuses given by Kenyans who owe money has gone viral.
From 'Ngojea 5 minutes naenda MPesa' to 'Simu yangu ilipotea namba zote zikapotea,' these excuses are sure to make you roll your eyes.
Here are the top 35 excuses given by Kenyans who owe money:
- Kuna pahali pesa zangu zimekwama nangoja next week.
- Nangojea cheque i mature.
- Niko meeting.
- Kiasi will Mpesa shortly.
- Nivumilie pale mahali.
- Nimekuwa nikishindwa nitakwambia nini aki.
- Naelekea mpesa kukutumia.
- Kuna doo nangoja then nikutumie.
- Penye niko hakuna Mpesa karibu.
- Ebu nikucall.
- Niko kwa Mat na iko na kelele mob nitakucall nikishuka.
- Woi!haujapata?Ni kama nimetuma kwa wrong number. Hebu nipigie Safaricom saa hii.
- Simu imeisha moto,wacha nikupigie baadaye!
- Hata Kenya ina deni tulia.
- Si uwache nikuongeleshe kesho.
- Msee flani aniekee, nipatie ten minutes.
- Sikuskii poa network hiko na shida.
- Also, read:
- From Sharing Photos Of The Dead To Abusing The Bereaved, Here Are The Most Annoying Behaviours Of Kenyans Which Should Stop
- Phone iko almost kuzima.
- Mpesa yangu iko na issues aki.
- Kuna dooh nategea mahali.
- Chama ni sato Mimi Ndio napewa
- Nakutumia kesho.
- Niko kwa mazishi.
- Nilikua nimegarantee mtu loan so pesa yangu imekua held up…nitakusort wakiachilia.
- I will refund next week.
- Pole contacts zangu zililost nakutumia tu saa hii
- Ngojea 5 minutes naenda mpesa.
- I’m driving lemme get back.
- Check haijareflect?
- Kuna msee flani Ni msick that’s why sijakusort bado.
- Ata nilikua nataka kukupigia tu saa hii.
- Ati ati nini unasema nini! Hii simu yangu haiko poa earpiece imeharibika.
- Simu yangu ilipotea namba zote zikapotea, nilinunua sim card ingine, saa izo umeblokiwa
- Najua kwa nini unapiga. Leo haitaisha kama sjakutumia.
- Kata nikupigie.
