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Breaking Up: 5 Simple Rules to Make It Less Dramatic

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This archive report was first published on 8 September 2019.

Breaking Up: 5 Simple Rules to Make It Less Dramatic

Published on September 8, 2019, in The Standard.

Breaking up can be a challenging experience, but following these simple rules can make it less dramatic and help you move on.

Firstly, do it in person. Inform your partner in person, rather than through social media or cryptic messages. This approach shows respect and helps to avoid misunderstandings.

Secondly, surrender personal belongings. When a relationship ends, it's essential to return personal belongings and property to their rightful owners. This helps to avoid unnecessary drama and conflict.

Thirdly, avoid slander and hate speech. Breaking up can be an emotional time, but it's essential to avoid bad-mouthing your ex. This behavior can lead to more harm and make it harder to move on.

Fourthly, sever all ties. Once a relationship is over, it's best to cut ties with your ex's family and friends. This helps to avoid unnecessary contact and drama.

Lastly, no break-up sex. While it may seem like a good idea to have one final roll in the hay, it can lead to more sex and give the relationship an imaginary lifeline. It's essential to respect your ex's boundaries and move on.

By following these simple rules, you can make breaking up less dramatic and help you move on with your life.

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