This archive report was first published on 22 August 2019.
Have you ever wondered how some people manage to amass a large following on social media? For MESHACK YOBBY, the answer lies in the dark art of social media manipulation.
Published on August 22, 2019, YOBBY's article reveals the four main ways to attract virtual followings, from debauchery to woke words.
Debauchery, it seems, sells. People are drawn to provocative content, and YOBBY recalls the early days of 2go, where users had to have suggestive names to get attention.
However, YOBBY notes that there are more respectable ways to build an audience, such as posting funny content or using woke words like 'privilege' and 'centre'.
But beware, YOBBY warns, for these tactics can backfire if not used correctly. The key is to appear intelligent and confident, even when you're not saying anything substantive.
So, how do you become a social media bigwig? YOBBY's tips include using bad puns, anecdotes, and funny family stories to attract an audience, as well as learning 'woke' words and using them in an angry tone.
And if all else fails, YOBBY suggests going to your opponent's photos and saying something nasty. It's a strategy that has worked for many, including Cyprian Nyakundi, who became famous by playing the victim.
