With weeks of stress-free days and no classes, comrades can now enjoy their time without worrying about difficult CATs, random exams, or Monday morning lectures.
A lecturer’s strike has given comrades a break, allowing them to saunter around hostels without the tension of undone assignments and unaccomplished projects. This situation has led to a realization that even lecturers can learn from comrades, as they have missed half a semester without anyone complaining.
As Valentine’s Day approaches, idle comrades are wondering what plans they have for the day. According to the default settings of a comrade, things are often done at the last minute, including assignments and exams. Therefore, why should Valentine’s Day be any different?
Romeo was able to win over Juliet in just one evening, and their story has been told for centuries. This raises the question of why someone needs weeks or months to express their feelings. If the world was created in seven days, how special must someone be to require months of pursuit?
For single dudes, there are a few tips to hack the internal systems of the ladies. For instance:
- IT and Computer Science ladies are said to be geeky and love acting nerdy. A possible pickup line could be: Just like Potus Trump, I built a huge fire-wall on my heart to keep out any site (read sight) that is not yours. Is your name Wifi? I feel a connection!
- For Mass Communication ladies interested in print media, a possible line could be: Assuming I am a newspaper, would you give me a HEAD-line? By the way, if you were words, girl, you would make a fine print!
Good luck to all the comrades out there trying to find a Valentine’s date.
The recovered account cited reporting by Mediamax.
