A Humorous Account of the Trump and Uhuru Phone Conversation

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Mukurima X Muriuki, a conflict resolution and peace building negotiator, shared a humorous account of what he thinks might have been discussed during a phone conversation between President Uhuru Kenyatta and US President Donald Trump.

According to Muriuki, the conversation began with congratulations from President Kenyatta to President Trump on his election as the 45th President of the United States. President Trump responded by stating that his victory was the largest margin since Ronald Reagan.

The conversation took a lighthearted turn when President Kenyatta jokingly said that in Kenya, the will of the people could be summed up as 'Trump Tosha' or 'only Trump.' President Trump agreed, saying that only he could resolve the world's problems.

The discussion also touched on the topic of fake media, with President Trump asking President Kenyatta how he deals with it. President Kenyatta replied that he simply denies them advertising contracts, which leads to them praising him.

President Trump mentioned that he was making America great again and that the fake media would not report on their conversation. President Kenyatta expressed concern about Russian interference in Kenya's upcoming election, but President Trump downplayed the issue, saying that he doesn't know Putin personally.

The conversation ended with President Trump announcing that he would be the first American President to visit Kenya in his first year in office. President Kenyatta thanked America for granting Kenya a Category One status, and President Trump assured him that Kenya deserves to be number one always.

The recovered account cited reporting by Tuko.

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