This archive report was first published on 22 July 2019.
10 Things That Instantly Kill the Mood ¶
Intimacy can be a delicate matter, and sometimes things don't go as planned. Published on July 22, 2019, here are 10 situations that can instantly kill the mood.
- The phone ringing is one thing, but answering it is another. Why would you do that? It's like throwing a bucket of cold water on the situation.
- Cold weather can be a mood killer, especially if you're not heating up. You might be doing everything right, but if you're as cold as a divorcee's heart, it's hard to get in the mood.
- Weird music selection can also be a mood killer. Imagine being in the middle of a romantic moment, and then the speaker starts playing 'Wambalmbez'.
- Awkward dirty talk can be a major turn-off. If you can't do it naturally, it's better to just keep quiet. Google can't help you with this one.
- When your partner calls you a different name, it's a major mood killer. It's like they're thinking of someone else.
- The guard knocking on the door to ask you to keep it down is embarrassing. You might be loud, but you didn't mean to disturb anyone.
- Injuries can also kill the mood. If you're not careful, you might end up with a hernia or a dislocated bone.
- Experiments gone wrong can be a mood killer. Whip cream and champagne might sound romantic, but they can also be a disaster.
- A tummy ache can be a major mood killer. If you're not feeling well, it's hard to get in the mood.
- Junior happening can also kill the mood. When your two-year-old wants to cuddle with his mom, it's hard to convince him to leave you alone.
These are just a few situations that can instantly kill the mood. They might be funny, but they're also a reminder that intimacy can be a delicate matter.
