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50 Savage Break Up Responses to Annoying Exes

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Nyakundi Report

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This archive report was first published on 17 July 2019.

Break Ups Made Bearable by Savage Responses

Break ups are a real pain, but responding to exes in a witty manner can make them bearable. In fact, 53 individuals found satisfaction in responding to their exes in a savage, yet witty manner.

On May 24, 2019, a post on Mpasho News highlighted these hilarious texts to exes after a break up. The post included images of the texts, showcasing the creative and humorous ways people responded to their exes.

Some of the reasons why people won't date you, as given by a Kenyan man, include being too old, too ugly, or too boring. Meanwhile, Diamond prophesied his break up with Zari through his songs, with lyrics that seemed to predict their split.

These responses are a testament to the power of humor in dealing with break ups. They show that even in the midst of heartbreak, people can find ways to laugh and move on.

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