This archive report was first published on 8 July 2019.
Kenyan Women's Cheating Habits Exposed ¶
Published on July 8, 2019
A recent office discussion revealed some of the ridiculous reasons Kenyan women cheat on their partners. According to the discussion, Nairobi lasses are particularly notorious for their cheating habits.
One of the reasons cited for cheating was when a man complimented a woman's new weave. This was seen as a diabolical scheme to get the woman's attention. However, it's worth noting that this is more of an issue with Nairobi lasses, and men should only compliment a woman's hair if they are a gay hairdresser like Kariz.
Another reason cited for cheating was when a man gave a woman a lift in his car. Nairobi lasses were particularly guilty of this, with some even getting swept off their feet by boys driving Blue Subarus. This has become a common practice in Nairobi, with some men even congratulating each other on buying a car with the phrase